Apparently WWE didn’t get the memo about kids not reading magazines any more and unto the ends of the earth. WWE Kids will be a bi-monthly magazine geared toward 6-14 year olds (does this demo exist?) and will start with the May/June issue. WWE will support the launch with a marketing push, including placement of the mag in Wal-Mart. Reading the press release on ProWrestling.com, what they are trying to do kinda makes sense. This analysis is, of course, based on my own predilections as a kid to lie down on the carpet while paging through the latest Zoobooks (I had like four copies of the “Snakes” issue) or Highlights at first and Rolling Stone, Spin, CMJ, The New Yorker, etc eventually.
One other note: The release claims that WWE Kids will teach kids about fitness and nutrition, among other things. This is like Nascar teaching aspiring rednecks about fuel conservation: On the one hand, the lessons might be valuable; on the other hand, consider the source. Look at these guys (and gals…see pic above) — they’re huge. What they do isn’t “fitness and nutrition”; you can’t get a body like that by “staying active” and “eating right”. At the very least, their bodies are their full-time jobs; and, at worst, they are artistic testimonials to the power of medical science (minus the haircuts, of course, which are more craft than art, let’s say).


